Monday, July 27, 2009

100% Guaranteed Weight Loss Program

I have come up with a no fail plan for losing those unwanted pounds.

Got your paper and pen ready? Here goes--

Round up 13 3-year olds from 6-9 pm. Keep them in a small room with bad air conditioning and a gym with no air conditioning. Plan lessons and crafts, transport them to snacks, crafts, and music all the while making sure they don't trip over their feet, fall down stairs, beat up each other, and break down wanting their mommy. Repeat for five nights straight.

VBS is kicking my tail this week! But hey, at least it's making that tail a little smaller.....the scales are finally moving.

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